My life in one gif.
Like all Engineers, I care a lot about some things, and could give a crap about others
Clearly I’m a deep thinker.
I never knew how much of a role muscle memory had in my personal sanity until they installed one door in the office that opened in the opposite direction of all the rest. I have absolutely no idea why but now the act of leaving or entering a room leaves me gibbering and drooling on the floor, locked in a fetal position questioning whether my perceived reality really exists or if I’m just the figment of some dark twisted otherworldly being’s imagination.
I’m taking up permanent residence at my desk. Please forward all my mail.
I don’t need a four and half hour version of this. Sixty seconds and it’s in my head for days. Enjoy.
In the game of wedding photos I always win.
Me right now.