theonion:

Yahoo Buying Tumblr For $1.1 Billion: More American Voices

woodythedog:

Cool Story Bro.

Oh woody…you so bad.

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Fridays…sheesh.

morrisdog:

I am found. Thank you, everyone.

jonnymclaughlin:

homerjaypug:

jstn:

sexpigeon:

sexpigeon:

Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.

Morris update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him.

San Francisco friends, please keep an eye out for this guy.

help find my bff Morris and u’ll be my bro

SF friends… FIND THIS DOG!

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david:

Nick!

Five minutes later I was escorted out for drunkenly screaming I was a cyborg from the future sent back in time to collect conference bagels for the cyborphans of my era.

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Sharing the trials and triumphs of his life.

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