CaptPhunkosis

April 2012

10 posts

Rage Coder

• Coworker: So...you're kind of a rage coder.
• Me: ... There's another way?

Apr 30, 201210 notes

#i call it motivational thinking

Apr 30, 20127 notes

#ihrtpeter

Apr 25, 201213 notes

#emotional about cereal #lucky charms

Tumblr Engineering: Tumblr Firehose → engineering.tumblr.com

engineering:

We hear quite a bit about BIG DATA and REAL-TIME stuff. But I’m never sure exactly how BIG the data is or how REAL the time is. Seems like these are often just cool words that the cool kids like to throw around. The Tumblr engineering staff is too busy to worry about being cool, but we do have BIG…

Apr 17, 2012101 notes

Apr 11, 201211 notes

#Medieval Times #fuuuuun

As far as bosses go…he’s an outer layer of hard shelled sternness with a soft nougat center of…I don’t know but I have to go to the candy store now.   

Apr 11, 201210 notes

#derek gottfrid #bosses #candy bars #comparisons

Listen

I like to start every work morning with this.  Helps me fight the darker uncaffeinated parts of my psyche.  By the way…did you know you can post spotify tracks to tumblr now?

Apr 11, 20122 notes

Apr 6, 201213 notes

“I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.” —Johnny Cash

Apr 4, 201211 notes

#awkward moments

• Reporter: How did you meet David?
• Derek: I was in prison for hacking.
• Derek: David was part of a "scared straight" program.

Apr 2, 2012193 notes