I never knew how much of a role muscle memory had in my personal sanity until they installed one door in the office that opened in the opposite direction of all the rest. I have absolutely no idea why but now the act of leaving or entering a room leaves me gibbering and drooling on the floor, locked in a fetal position questioning whether my perceived reality really exists or if I’m just the figment of some dark twisted otherworldly being’s imagination.
I’m taking up permanent residence at my desk. Please forward all my mail.
In the game of wedding photos I always win.
Me right now.
This distinguishing hat helps indicate the team of which I’ve selected to support and wish success upon in upcoming undertakings against other teams that I do not have a distinguishing hat for.
joestanley brings a little bit of class to every meeting he attends.
Lindsay en España