CaptPhunkosis

Sep 29

“Like all Engineers, I care a lot about some things, and could give a crap about others” — captphunkosis (via kevinthebigapple)

Clearly I’m a deep thinker.

Sep 11

I never knew how much of a role muscle memory had in my personal sanity until they installed one door in the office that opened in the opposite direction of all the rest.  I have absolutely no idea why but now the act of leaving or entering a room leaves me gibbering and drooling on the floor, locked in a fetal position questioning whether my perceived reality really exists or if I’m just the figment of some dark twisted otherworldly being’s imagination.  I’m taking up permanent residence at my desk.  Please forward all my mail.

I never knew how much of a role muscle memory had in my personal sanity until they installed one door in the office that opened in the opposite direction of all the rest.  I have absolutely no idea why but now the act of leaving or entering a room leaves me gibbering and drooling on the floor, locked in a fetal position questioning whether my perceived reality really exists or if I’m just the figment of some dark twisted otherworldly being’s imagination.  

I’m taking up permanent residence at my desk.  Please forward all my mail.

(Source: cartoonstock.com)

Legit

Legit

Aug 31

Damn…

Damn…

Aug 25

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Aug 21

Brainstorming With Bill

Aug 17

In the game of wedding photos I always win.

In the game of wedding photos I always win.

Aug 16

Me right now.

Me right now.

Aug 01

This distinguishing hat helps indicate the team of which I’ve selected to support and wish success upon in upcoming undertakings against other teams that I do not have a distinguishing hat for.

This distinguishing hat helps indicate the team of which I’ve selected to support and wish success upon in upcoming undertakings against other teams that I do not have a distinguishing hat for.

Jul 18

joestanley brings a little bit of class to every meeting he attends.

joestanley brings a little bit of class to every meeting he attends.